Wise Guardian Dragon

Unevolved

Dragons in all their years are wise beyond mortal comprehension. They know all the human tongues, remember history immemorial, and wield magic unbelievable. But one question confounds even the sagest dragon: how to keep aspiring boyfriends away from his darling daughter.

Evolved

Oh, my! You came all the way from the village to see me? Thank you so much! You see, I've never had any boy friends to play with, so this is actually the first time I've had a boy ove—oh? Fa-father, you startled me. Do you want to play too?